The 1 game fly ball jinx streak.

For the record: I didn't write about the real first game, because I got all the nasty I asked for. The first batter of the game hit a fly ball in my direction in the right field. I managed to get there in time, I hesitated to reach up, so the ball bounced off the top of my glove. Not only a personal defeat, but I also considered it a desacration of the game. If you get an opportunity like that and you miss it, you're not worthy. I immediately realized this, while I was running at the fence. This couldn't be true, I was jinxed at my first play. The guilt stayed with me for the rest of the game and the better part of the week. It's been more than a decade since I felt guilt like this. (Which says more about my moral system than about the things I do.)
But yesterday, the gods were looking down and smiling. Fly ball wise, that is. I got two out of two, so I think I'm ok. Both pop flies in the infield and both times I had to look in the sun. The first one I got playing first base (oh god, I love to stretch real deep and to reach for a blazing pitch at knee height). When the ball popped off the bat, my first thought was: SHIT! this one's for me! But it wasn't too high, the wind was down and I had plenty of time.
The second one I got while pitching. The batter was a beefy slugger, standing there with just long balls in mind. Completely understandable given their astronomical lead. He was just waiting for that outside ball, so I tried to keep it inside. Through a miracle I kept them inside. He took his first strike leaning, but took a swing at the second one which he hit with the handle. The ball popped high, really high. There was no doubt that this one was mine, just a couple of yards in foul territory. I had a really bright sun shining straight in my face. I covered it with my glove while I took position under the ball. But at one point I had to put the glove between my eyes and the ball. While I did, I stared at the W on the back of my glove, looking at the ball would blind me completely. For a split second, I had to trust that I was in the right place, I had to believe that the ball would land in my glove. A thud. Cheers. Batter out. Jinx gone.
[To close with another for the record: 1 pitched one full inning. For a total of six batters, I allowed a walk, a hit and a run. All this thanks to coach who took right field and made the play of the day with a sliding catch!]

Today. The first game.

At 6.20 the first alarm rings. I remember grabbing the clock and making the decision to stay awake. Today. The first game. Goddamn. 6.21 the espresso machine is switched on. 6.22 alarm radio switches on. At 6.25 I realize I'm under the shower. 6.37 I'm frying eggs and bacon. I pull my first espresso and when I dare looking out of the window I see nothing but rain and clouds that are moving fast. 6.40 Radio plays 'Summer in the City' 6.45 The biggest breakfast in years, including toast, grapefruit juice and some sausage 7.05 The packing of the bag which I prepared the night before. 7.09 Tiptoeing into the bedroom because I forgot my socks and my shirt. 7.15 A last espresso and a look at the sky. The clouds are gray like lead and the rain is pouring steadily. There's no real belief in an actual game. 7.25 I can't believe I had more breakfast this morning, than I had in the whole of 2007 (combined). 7.26 Hug from I.I. who wants me to hit a triple, I bargain for two singles. 7.27 I leave the house.
7.30 Meet up around the corner. There's hi's in coarse voices, there's shakes, we move to the car. 7.35 The Buick is huge, but with 4 guys inside we drag the exhaust pipe over the speed bumps. We hear very loud sounds of scraping metal, which I think is great on Sunday mornings. 7.40 It's still raining, no way there's gonna be a game, but nobody gives a shit. 7.41 Baseball is rock'n'roll. 7.47 We pull up at the gas station at the highway to meet the rest of the team 7.50 Coffee, more thumb up shakes, faint smiles of mutual understanding. Updates on missing team members 8.00 The rain stopped, the sky is a bit lighter and there's a bit of wind. For a second, we all feel the same: this game is a go. We speed off to the baseball field, Tomtomming our way through the village.
8.15 We arrive at the field, the rain is whipping us and the wind doubled in speed. One look at the terrain and it is clear that we came for nothing. Muddy pools, no clubhouse open, there's nobody there anyway. 8.17 We are soaked from the walk to the car to the changing rooms. 8.25 Ten men are sitting and passing time with smoking and locker room talk. 8.35 Less rain, more wind. 8.40 Cancellations are confirmed over the phone. We leave without actually having seen anybody, no team, no janitor, not a living soul. 8.41 More and more rain, we go back to the car, we drive back home. 8.44 The whole experience feels like an absurd procession for this church called baseball 8.45 This is how we won our first game.

Work it, bitch

I am seen. That is the expression in my own language for how I felt yesterday after training. Even after my first beer. Nothing left of the triumphant feeling from last week. I know now what that grin on Coach's face meant while we entered the hall. 'Last week was hallo welcome back again, this week I'm gonna bend every single one of you 'till you break.' Because that's exactly what happened.
Physically I'm worse than last week, but I realize my body needs to wake up and as long as I'm back for the next training. that's ok. But all the balls I missed yesterday while fielding, the wild pitches on 1st and home, the fly balls that went by, the long, long rests I took during the lifting drills, it was beyond embarrassing.
Everybody seemed to work and suffer harder than last week. When I passed the group doing sit ups, while I picked up another missed ball, I heard them encourage each other. 'Work it bitch!' There was no aggression in the expression, not even a faint hint of conviction. It sounded like somebody pushed out the last gasp of air. Like a relief.

Triples in trouble

In an attempt to consolidate my love for the three base hit, I looked for statistics that support my persuasions. All of a sudden it was sic gloria transit mundi all over again. The three base hits went the way of the stirrups. They are disappearing and they are disappearing fast. In the wonderfully detailed article 'Endangered species: the Three Base Hit' for hardballtimes John Walsh describes the decline of the triple with convincing arguments and with tears in his eyes. (If I lived anywhere near him, I think we would have founded a support group.) Smaller ballparks, improved fielding and steroid fueled homeruns ate the triples and they still do. The graphs of triples over the years suggests that we all go to a ballgame NOW to see the last one of them being hit. It seems that the things I like most about the game took it for granted a long time ago. I don't even dare think about hook slidings anymore.
Let's conclude with a quote from John Walsh.
"So, let's move those outfield fences back. Let's deaden the ball and bring back the thick-handled bat. Let's get those outfielders playing shallow again. Friends, let's save the triple!"

A sucker for triples

I hate sounding all mature after five months of trying, but playing has become different. I realize that I took a lot of things for granted back when I played. As a kid I just knew how to play, the skills and the tactics were embedded by years of practice and repetition. They were never a subject of second thoughts. Now most of this knowledge has gone and before I start moving, I have to break up every action in steps. I'm aware that I am playing. Remember? It's my ass again. And there's a checklist of steps stapled to it.
I've always been a sucker for triples. Now that I'm reading about defense, I suddenly realize why. Home runs cause disappointment, but triples cause devastation. In fact, I love them even better now, the elegant hit causes so much hurting.
A home run is a fact of life. It's between the batter and the pitcher and there's nothing the team can do. There's the pitch, there's the crack and there it goes. It's always a boost to the game, but a short lived one. Once the ball is over the fence, the crowd celebrates the player. Home runs are about power. But if you see, say 4 home runs in a game once a season, it becomes... boring.
Like home runs triples are also about results, but they've got this killer extra called 'the play'. No matter where they are hit, they are always long balls. I like them mid high and low. The long ones hardly reach the height of the fences, they shoot right out of the infield but lose speed later on 'till they almost float into the cushions. The low ones keep their speed if they reach the outfield gutters in four, five mighty bounces. Bonus points for touching chalk, double for touching bases.
Let's take an average triple. A line drive up the alley between center and right field, in the gutter. Second base and short stop line up for the play at third. The right fielder throws it to the second, who relays it to third. The runner slides head first and he's just safe. While played by the book, this action leaves another tense situation coming up, an overdose of adrenaline in everybody who saw that triple and six pissed off fielders.
The pitcher is glad that he survived the screaming line drive and realizes he is out of credit. The second baseman blames himself for missing the line drive and for the poor throw at third. The shortstop blames the outfielder for not going through him for the play at three and he just hates second base. The outfielders blame themselves for lining up wrong, 20 feet to the right and it would have been a base hit. Third base missed the tag out because of a bad throw and he is goddamn grumpy. The team is in a shambles. It has become nine individual problems. Triples are about intimidation.
Now isn't this beautiful? One ball, one hit and we have this drama in the making: the pitcher who can't settle for less than a strike out. The batter who senses a two base hit and a heroic rbi. The crowd is still excited while the next batter is coming up. There's shouting from the dugouts. The coaches are gesturing. The batter steps up to the plate and digs his right foot deep into the gravel. Need I go on? There is no such thing as a boring triple and sometimes they last forever.

Always hustle

There was the training, but of course there was also the team meeting. We headed off with a short and formal meeting. We play in the 6th (and lowest) regional division of our national league. That is really the bottom of the pit. Last year they missed 1st place by a game. We need to get out of here a.s.a.p. If we get our pitching somehow sorted, I think we have a chance.
After some general club and team rules, Coach brought up topics of a more specific nature. Like bench brawls. It has never happened in the last seasons, but we're playing in a different district this year with a couple of redneck villages. 'Always look out for each other. Make sure you help out if somebody is surrounded. Never leave him alone.' I really hope it isn't that kind of league. Anyway, there's no way I'm gonna lift a finger against anybody, are you mad, this is baseball we're talking about. And I don't think we ever need to, because Coach can work himself up to the most intense infuriation I've ever seen. I consider this an invaluable talent for a coach.
Then there's the there will be only after-batting-practice- pre-game-smoking behind the dumpster at the parking lot rule. That's a league rule. Coach is probably the most avid smoker of us all, but there's no smoking for him while in uniform. "It looks pathetic" and it does.
And "There's no walking between the lines. Always hustle." And hustling we did, eager as we all were to get it going with the exercise.

After the training the sixpacks came down from the bar upstairs. Shower beer time equals instant male bonding. Steam came from the showers and the room was blue with smoke. As everybody was walking around talking to whoever was closest, stories traveled through the room, went under the shower and came back to dry. There was talk about the fysiotherapist who was definitely supposed to be a hot chick. The Coach apologized to the Bench for the size of our dicks, which was a true observation and a very courteous gesture on our behalf. Half of the guys used the cold shower excuse, somebody muttered that he left the real deal at home. We marvelled over the new tattoo on one of the guys wich read DUCK ROCK in huge type. There was Spanish chattering going on. Talk about bats and other equipment. The door opened and more sixpacks arrived. I heard belching. Somebody was shouting into his phone that he would be home later. This is going to be a great season.

No speed, no pace, no nothing

It's been two days since our first training and I feel like I've been punished. I got my nasty alright. I feel my body is filled with old, overworked fibers. My head's still up, make no mistake, all in all I'm quite satisfied with what was still left. But the aftermath is humiliating. The body is still very much pissed off by all that sudden enthusiasm. There's also vague familiarity about all this near-aching stiffness that accompanies me everywhere I go today. It's not a bad feeling, it feels like I'm playing baseball again.

Training roundup, starting with the bad news. My foot and the leg work are horrible. No speed, no pace, no nothing. Still, I tried to do what I can, as the training progressed, it became more and more difficult to push myself.
Endurance in general is problematic. Twenty minutes of running exercises at the beginning, kept me on top of my breath for the entire two hours.
Tiredness causes mistakes. An increase in off target throws, missing a cue in position play, not following through all the way with hitting. Tiredness causes underperformance.
Batting was uninspired. The stiffness must go first.

The best news is that we've got new staff and support at our team. We're the 5th and lowest team on our club, but we have the luxury of a 2nd coach, a fysio therapist and a score keeper. Now that is not bad. The 2nd coach will take care of the pitchers and the catchers, and during games he rules the bench, so I will call him Bench from now on. I tried out at 3rd during infield practice. It went fine, no mistakes grounding, no extra steps for throwing. I waited for almost every ball, though, let it bounce towards me, instead walking into it. I really needed those extra 2 seconds of air.
Throwing from 3rd to 2nd went well, I still've got some speed left. Let's see next week what's left of it, when we're going from deep 3rd to 1st. A moment I fear and look forward to at the same time.